an unfamiliar cat: (approaches me)
me, internally: this cat senses my inner worth

yourfiancebeyonce:

my mom posted this on my facebook wall because i dont want to go to the zoo with her

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alarmfire:

the peak of online communication is having different convos with the same person in different chats all at the same time

xsuggestion:

“You should never bottle up your emotions,” I say, kicking seventeen Emotion Bottles™ under the carpet.

trapcard:

me: not everyone is worth engaging

me as soon as someone tries me: lmfao okay you bottle neck having bitch first of all-

swarnpert:

snort xanax in one nostril and adderall in the other nostril and let god sort out the rest