ashypussy:

stop unfollowing me you’re making me fat

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beyoncebeytwice:

i still dont know what rolling in the deep even means

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horsefricker:

in a moody to see a booty

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imaginethebutts:

advice on how to make friends

• be funky fresh

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mailorderwife:

I really want to be famous like not for self fulfillment or success but vengeance on people who ignored me in middle school

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whorville:

If humans ever evolve to get wings the first thing I’d do is fly out of the ozone layer and have myself suffocate to death

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schoolpicture:

i hate seeing really good text posts and thinking “god dammit i could’ve come up with that”

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slurpeenis:

if u dont reblog my selfies ur a tagged/jerk

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travelingmadness:

proof-reads ask about 5,000 times before sending

proof-reads school essay about 0 times before sending

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buttharrybutt:

buttharrybutt:

i lost my mood ring

i dont know how i feel about this

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